dutchster:

when someone talks about tumblr in real life

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53 minutes ago // 917 notes

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

54 minutes ago // 149,927 notes

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

1 hour ago // 74,311 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

1 hour ago // 271,248 notes

perdu-et-seul:

hermioning:

there are more nipples than people

this fucked me over

1 hour ago // 105,557 notes

franklinshepard:

there are some musicals where like you listen to them a lot in one period of time and like have a phase where you’re all about that musical but then there are also like… ur forever musicals.

1 hour ago // 39 notes

literallyrad:

when you drop something but grab it before it hits the ground 

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1 hour ago // 282,513 notes

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

1 hour ago // 340,624 notes

jaclcfrost:

don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

1 hour ago // 430,115 notes